The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E18 — Getting a Job

00:00:35 And now, friends, I...

00:01:43 - Loafing. - Well, that's what I was doing here.

00:02:45 That's why I'm loafing... Because I got no dough.

00:03:45 What do you mean, you don't understand?

00:04:40 He's sleeping like a baby.

00:06:10 No.

00:07:09 Don't even look good on you.

00:08:00 There's your Susquehanna hat. Susquehanna?

00:09:02 is how to get to Susquehanna Hat Company on Flugel Street.

00:10:14 Ah-Ah...

00:11:20 You... You know, you don't play with me no more,

00:12:26 He's going to help me.

00:13:25 - Go ahead. - Close your eyes.

00:14:26 and you would tell me where to get one.

00:15:38 Yeah, I got a job, but it's no good.

00:16:35 you got plenty of money.

00:17:33 There's the state unemployment, $2.00.

00:18:42 Get a load of this office.

00:19:36 - It's some kind of a file. - I'm going to file it.

00:20:41 "Duncan" Phyfe is right.

00:21:53 Don't you know that a gentleman never insults anybody?

00:23:23 Mr. Abbott, come in.

00:24:37 Oh, it's quite all right.

00:26:02 I don't understand you and I being a mess.