The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E16 — The Politician

00:00:42 - I'll belt you. - Stop it, Lou.

00:01:35 - Oh, no. - We're going...

00:02:31 What do you mean? I'm taking Hillary out tonight!

00:03:30 Hey, hey!

00:04:25 - Say anything that you want to him. - Are you out of your mind?

00:05:14 Insult him.

00:06:11 I want to get a good beating up here!

00:07:20 Give me insults.

00:08:51 We'll take him to court. What we will do with him, boy!

00:10:02 Hey, you know, that gives me an idea, my friend.

00:11:06 What has that got to do with it?

00:12:07 Now there's something if you're going to steal something,

00:13:14 and I'm taking the baby out for a little airing.

00:14:10 Pretty ugly!

00:15:14 as councilman of your whole neighborhood here,

00:16:32 Yes. I just want to hold you tight and press my lips close to yours.

00:18:25 until my baby comes home.

00:19:35 you can plainly see that I am...

00:20:46 You remember me, don't you?

00:21:55 Please, please! Say no more. Won't you come up here?

00:22:53 Please, please. A little lady in distress.

00:23:51 I don't mind being a good guy, but what's it all about?

00:24:54 I was ironing this morning

00:26:02 Four score and seven years ago, our fore...