The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E15 — The Music Lovers

00:00:44 Hey, where are you going with the flowers and candy?

00:01:50 but I say she ought to come back home in the country,

00:02:44 I don't know him.

00:03:30 What do I have to do?

00:04:26 I don't want to waste no time.

00:05:22 He knows all the things in the country.

00:06:29 Say no more. I happen to have a card right here...

00:07:20 Oh, girls in tights? I like...

00:08:48 What kind of students you got here?

00:09:39 I want to hear a few notes of, let's say,

00:10:53 Let me hear a tone, one tone.

00:12:10 - He put rocks in his mouth? - That's right.

00:13:12 You are now ready to save Hillary from the farm.

00:14:14 Now, look, Stinky, I want you to do me a favor.

00:15:06 - Now, wait a minute. Abbott. - What?

00:15:50 - Hi, Mr. Bacciagalupe! - Hey.

00:16:46 That means, "When I Go Down South to See My Mom in Alabama,

00:17:42 - Don't make any mistakes. - All right.

00:18:29 When I say, "All right," the second time, stop it.

00:19:19 Some do. "Cavalleria Rusticana."

00:20:59 Well, you play it with two hands.

00:22:38 It lightens my heart. I'm a great pianist, you know?

00:24:15 I got to look at the kids again.

00:25:58 All right.