The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E11 — The Western Story

00:00:49 Hey, do you realize that Hillary Brooke

00:01:51 It's amazing how I always pick out the right presents.

00:02:34 What do I want to go down there where the Ind...

00:03:16 Hillary, you going to kiss me good-bye?

00:04:53 We must be close to the border by now. I...

00:06:31 Ugh.

00:07:43 - What? - Another one.

00:08:37 - The B-Bar-Bop! - The B-Bar-Bop!

00:10:47 How you been, Hillary?

00:11:44 This... This...

00:12:45 Wonderful.

00:13:28 You're an Easterner.

00:14:08 Not udder what... Under the cow's udder.

00:15:12 Come on.

00:16:35 - You were born in the West? - Of course.

00:17:26 I'm going after them thieves as soon as I can find me a posse.

00:18:19 Here, that's a horn.

00:19:03 - He don't know that? - No.

00:20:19 So, you're Black Bart.

00:21:35 Don't let him think we're scared of him,

00:22:29 I got my men planted all around the room,

00:23:47 Come on, boys. We got to go and get Black Bart.

00:24:52 I see you've caught Black Bart, Sheriff.

00:26:06 - So long. - So long, folks.