The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E10 — The Charity Bazaar

00:00:43 - Now, never mind that. - Every week in front of my kisser.

00:01:46 - Yeah, nature was good to me. - Oh, it was, yes, yes, yes.

00:02:50 and a watch fob hanging down my knees.

00:04:10 You join it for a quarter, and the initiation is delightful.

00:05:01 You...

00:05:47 Those are... No, they help initiate you.

00:06:49 There you are.

00:10:22 I don't mean maybe

00:11:32 Here's my dollar.

00:12:55 Who you calling Baldy?

00:13:42 I'm sorry.

00:14:41 Now, come on, y-y...

00:15:35 Hit him on the head with the gun.

00:16:31 Thank you.

00:17:14 - Well, come on, boy. - All right.

00:18:03 $10 more over here. $10 more. $10 more.

00:18:52 You see how simple it is?

00:19:43 Any man that can't find that must be blind.

00:20:30 $10. Now, that's a good bet coming from a woman.

00:21:24 - Don't try to cheat me, Buddy Abbott. - Go run down the midway.

00:22:36 - Any number? - Yeah.

00:23:53 I'm loaded here,

00:24:55 You know where the lemon is, don't you?

00:26:00 - Good night, folks. - Good night, folks.