The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E07 — The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

00:00:34 Oh, Lou, Lou, if you Io...

00:05:22 I've got to use the telephone.

00:05:55 Oh, no, no, 25 and 25 is 50 cents.

00:06:38 I'm not... I c...

00:07:18 I'll put the IOU in my piggy bank.

00:08:13 Will you get out of my way?!

00:09:06 How about you and I play hide-and-go-seek,

00:10:03 He runs this employment agency.

00:11:06 Miss Yummy, I want you to take this card,

00:12:02 by his outside looks.

00:13:05 All right, you're all set, boy.

00:13:55 - Why so big? - It's a piece of soap, but...

00:14:41 Don't worry. Sit down.

00:15:26 Sell the guy the vacuum cleaner. It's a demonstrator.

00:16:19 Wait a minute. This is easy.

00:17:25 I saw the whole thing.

00:18:21 just try the next house."

00:19:07 - That's a trick. - That's the idea.

00:21:12 You're going to sell one of those vacuums,

00:22:05 Now, excuse me, please. Excuse me.

00:23:06 What are you doing with the sugar?

00:24:11 and you put a lot of stuff all over the floor

00:24:54 This is the vacuum cleaner for you because this little nozzle...

00:26:00 Because if I don't get the job, then I don't lose so much.