The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E06 — Alaska

00:00:39 Go ahead. Talk.

00:01:39 This is from your Uncle Tom.

00:02:42 Now, come on. Let's go down to the bank.

00:03:50 I'd like to make a deposit.

00:04:54 Well, do you need a partner?

00:05:55 I got nothing to do with it.

00:06:52 - They got it? - Well, I'll see what I can do for you.

00:08:04 He's so small I can't even see him.

00:09:08 Here, get ahold of the bowl, will you?

00:10:27 Yeah, stay over there where you belong, Joe.

00:11:42 Oh, give me water! My throat is getting dry!

00:12:42 The cops! You got me in this!

00:14:04 Please, I'm innocent!

00:15:15 Okay.

00:16:27 No, no, no. You don't understand.

00:17:36 My best tenants. Oh, great boys.

00:18:43 Well, what's wrong with it?

00:19:38 Now, if you follow the main vein, see?

00:20:45 for a long time.

00:21:35 - Where's the fire? - Where's the fire?

00:22:31 Will you get off your knees and help Mr. Fields?

00:23:41 Why didn't you say so?!

00:24:51 What are you going to do?

00:26:11 Eh, come on.