The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E02 — The Dentist's Office

00:00:45 I'm getting so now I don't like this business.

00:01:28 You're four times as old as that girl. So, you wait five years.

00:02:34 10.

00:03:37 Well, I'll tell you what you do.

00:04:35 Hey, you going to see the dentist this morning?

00:05:58 Oh, he has went.

00:07:04 Aah!

00:07:54 We were talking about the antlers.

00:08:57 When I ask you to sit down, you will lean back and forth... here.

00:10:08 Now, don't be excited.

00:11:11 Come now, here.

00:12:07 Be very careful.

00:13:12 You want me to prove it?

00:14:10 I'm afraid to say "Roger."

00:15:39 I forgot. I thought I was behind the counter.

00:16:35 unsophisticated, illiterate bore

00:17:46 in cages.

00:18:41 - That's just it. - Going to jail?

00:19:41 He's going to buy you a new balloon.

00:20:42 Suppose some copper would have heard you!

00:22:13 Criminal? This man is a hero!

00:23:26 The one that hurts you, now. Tie it tight.

00:24:59 On behalf of the citizens of this town, I want to thank you.

00:26:02 Good night, folks.