The A-Team — S01E01 — Mexican Slayride

00:01:48 Give me Al Massey! Give him to me now!

00:06:32 Damn it, Grant. Doesn't this rag have a responsibility to protect its reporters on assignment?

00:09:20 Nobody knew anything about the mission. They claim they were under orders...

00:12:07 I'm looking for John Smith! John, where are ya?

00:15:39 Wait! Wait!

00:19:12 Your mother?

00:22:09 Get off my leg! I can't stand it when you touch me like that!

00:26:19 Yellow people? You no like yellow people?

00:29:35 I'd like to have a family, but you can't do that with the government on your tail.

00:32:01 No. He hates his Uncle Deke who used to sell the stuff.

00:35:16 So, tell me what happened to the Lear. Oh. Well...

00:38:09 I love it when a plan comes together.

00:41:41 - The pilot's really insane? - We think so.

00:45:14 You got the script? It's in the bag.

00:47:59 We gotta get some new threads before we hit the Princess.

00:52:53 He was down here on a story, and he disappeared.

00:55:40 The director, Andre, is coming down tomorrow...

00:58:22 - What's this? - That's a tent tightener.

01:01:40 You people might as well be dead.

01:09:46 You're gonna make me angry, gringo!

01:17:38 Well, you certainly know how to throw a party, neighbor.

01:20:54 - Are those scissors? - Yes.

01:30:26 I wasn't gonna tell you guys, but I decided to do a story on you.

01:33:24 Sounds like somebody who belongs on a unit called the A-Team.