The 40 Year Old Virgin
2005 · 116 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 482,414 VOTES · DIR. Judd Apatow
Overview
Andy Stitzer has a pleasant life with a nice apartment and a job stamping invoices at an electronics store. But at age 40, there's one thing Andy hasn't done, and it's really bothering his sex-obsessed male co-workers: Andy is still a virgin. Determined to help Andy get laid, the guys make it their mission to de-virginize him. But it all seems hopeless until Andy meets small business owner Trish, a single mom.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,725 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:26 ##[A Life Of Illusion playing]
00:07:32 How about Andy? No.
00:12:30 You have like the bumpy Braille nipples, the Stevie Wonders.
00:18:09 It just never happened.
00:24:19 hitting on drunk "bitches," you know.
00:29:43 Andy. Andy.
00:34:36 God, you know, it's so funny, I work right across the street...
00:40:07 Fuck that nigger up!
00:45:06 I think I have all the advice that I can handle right now.
00:50:31 She's adorable.
00:56:50 (Cal) Just ask questions. This is a bad idea.
01:01:27 Maybe to a night club.
01:06:14 I don't actually sell anything here. I just sell them on eBay.
01:11:12 and see if there's carpet underneath.
01:17:31 Thanks. And your numbers are good.
01:22:52 Six.
01:27:44 Fuck her while she watches Murder, She Wrote.
01:33:13 I want to tell you.
01:39:04 I want to stop it, maybe just for a few years.
01:43:56 My sister's dick looks big on TV, okay?
01:49:05 So will you go talk to her?
01:54:58 That's why I did this because I thought it looks...
02:01:58 There were two sides to that billboard.
02:10:37 Ripped by: SkyFury
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,725
Dialogue density23.5 lines / min
First line00:00:26
Final line02:10:37
Production Record
DirectorJudd Apatow
LanguageEnglish
Budget$26,000,000
Revenue$177,400,000
IMDb votes482,414