That '90s Show — S01E01 — That '90s Pilot

00:00:15 - - We're going to sing and have some fun...

00:01:32 Just be careful with the faucets. The water comes out, like, scalding hot.

00:02:49 Someday.

00:03:50 Nah. Only if you buy the Command Module experience.

00:05:25 Just go get it.

00:06:32 Older brother. Different dads. He's cool.

00:07:42 Who is Gwen, and why is she poking holes in your perfect face?

00:08:51 Tell her what you did.

00:09:55 Can I tell my awesome story now?

00:11:01 With beer!

00:12:17 "Mom."

00:13:26 Are you feeling frustrated?

00:14:35 It's for my husband. He... He got a keg for the baby shower.

00:15:56 Man, you were such a badass tonight. I didn't know you had it in you.

00:17:13 Leia Tatooine Forman.

00:18:15 I want that. I want amazing.

00:19:28 I know.

00:20:47 Oh God. Did you do it on those stairs too?

00:22:09 I'm listening to your heartbeat.

00:23:24 Hey. Me and my friends are going up to the lake.

00:24:29 What do you think?

00:25:47 Okay, kids, the basement is all yours.

00:27:10 What is it?

00:28:18 I said, good day.