Terry Pratchett's Discworld - Wyrd Sisters

00:00:06 WYRD SISTERS

00:05:17 Missed.

00:11:43 - Who are you? - The castle cook, your majesty. Is everything to your...?

00:16:35 Modern. When I was a gel, we had a lump of wax and a couple of pins and had to be content.

00:22:25 - Yes, well. - I thought you was very good, too.

00:28:30 Well, money isn't everything, and if he takes after his father he'll be handsome enough.

00:34:14 - I'faith, nuncle... - Nor am I thy nuncle. I feel sure I would have remembered.

00:39:33 - Er, you did, my lord. - Are you arguing with me?

00:46:41 - Right. Is there something strange at large in the kingdom? - You mean stranger than usual?

00:54:25 It runs in the family, you know?

01:00:35 Somehow when you read these spells you always think of a bright sunny morning in spring.

01:05:43 I suggest you all return home. There has probably been a misunderstanding.

01:11:44 - We'd all be outnumbered for one thing. - Guards! Fool! Fetch the guards!

01:17:41 - Can be difficult, can that? - Besides, he's so small. And he capers all over the place.

01:23:35 So let us assume that there are other matters, subject to controversy. Matters of historical record that may have been... clouded.

01:29:33 But I'm his Fool. A Fool has to be loyal to his master. Right up until he dies.

01:35:50 I will, thank you very much. All hail Tomjon!

01:41:21 - But you were kicking him! - Well, not a lot. Not what you'd call actual kicking.

01:47:06 And there's interest. So we say... Another hundred? After all you wouldn't want anyting to happen to your theater?

01:52:40 I mean, lawks, I am just a humble wood gatherer.

01:58:35 - Tell me what you are? - We're scheming evil secret black and midnight...

02:04:22 It's just a tin one, this. And it's full of yuk.

02:10:36 Everyone wants to know their true self. Now, she does.

02:17:31 Hello.