Ted Lasso — S00E01 — The Missing Christmas Mustache

00:00:13 Merry Christmas, everyone. Love you all.

00:00:18 Oi! Before you go, I have one more Christmas surprise for you.

00:00:29 So Merry **** Christmas.

00:00:39 Your mustache is gone.

00:01:13 I'm supposed to FaceTime with Henry in an hour.

00:01:20 Everyone, split up and find that snot mop.

00:01:35 Yes. I searched every inch of the Royal Opera House.

00:01:45 People, we don't need to find Ted's mustache.

00:01:56 Nate, that's a kill trap.

00:02:10 - Ooh, little more up there. - And a little just there.

00:02:19 Looks more like Clark Gable or John Waters.

00:02:29 That's amazing.

00:02:35 Right. Forgot the objective.

00:02:48 But even though this feels like I'm kissing your forehead,

00:02:57 You're so hairy.

00:03:05 I'll see y'all tomorrow.

00:03:13 - Is that Clark Gable? - That is just right.

00:03:25 - Hey, Ted. - Hey, guys.

00:03:32 -Oh, don't worry about that. -Don't be silly, Ted.

00:03:43 -That is amazing. I can't believe my eyes. - Oh, my God.

00:03:51 Uh-oh. That's Henry. I'll see y'all later.

00:03:58 Thanks, buddy. I actually just shaved.

00:04:07 'Cause it's the imperfections that make it--

00:04:15 Huh. That's weird.