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00:00:02 english by sub-stance

00:04:46 -GET OVER HERE!

00:10:29 its ok ill drive you, i feel fine

00:13:43 hey guys, anybody know a nice restaurant? like something where they give out free bubblegum in the bathrooms

00:16:20 its a good thing

00:19:22 you guys, its not about that. i dont care about that

00:22:24 my head hurts alot

00:26:11 heavenly,sharinne and sovereign blanc

00:29:14 John, i look like something you give a kid when you tell them grandma died

00:32:58 first night on your own

00:37:38 i will kick you out in 5

00:40:09 ...yes...

00:43:46 we do, we talk about you all the time

00:46:46 who did this to us?

00:49:53 what!

00:54:34 yeah exactly, right, good, ok

00:59:41 hey johnny, there you are

01:03:57 pudding hole...is that what they say, no cant be that either right.cos how can you have any pudding, if you dont eat your meat

01:09:26 hes going to sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much

01:14:37 michelob ultra tuscan orange grapefruit

01:19:08 daddy punished me for it

01:23:43 i am a citizen of the United Stated of America, and i have rights

01:32:28 im so sorry

06:00:00 in railroad bonds