Ted

00:00:02 english by sub-stance

00:04:44 but dad...

00:10:24 is it 9.30? -yeah...

00:13:35 whats up? you get in the club last night?

00:16:02 oh turkey burgers, are we having homosexuals over for dinner?

00:19:05 ok

00:22:00 oh yeah, Chris Brown can do no wrong

00:25:30 what is it, cos it sounds negative

00:28:42 ill help you get on your feet out there, i promise

00:32:00 look,here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff

00:36:45 i actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend

00:39:30 we should fucking double date, you me and Lori and...whats her name?

00:42:48 in christ

00:45:40 ...i made you out to be a hero

00:48:43 and it reminds me that... things arent so bad

00:53:10 lets go

00:58:00 hey...

01:02:25 Lori, the worst that can happen is you go on a fun casual date, with a guy

01:07:08 and then when we seen it fall from the tree we both started crying, you remember?

01:11:54 so John and i have our problems, but at least he tried

01:16:30 that was pretty much it

01:21:54 listen, John

01:26:57 sorry, somebody had to go joan crawford on that kid

01:36:13 and i want you to know that