Ted 2

00:00:31 We are often told that happily ever afters

00:07:15 One year later ...

00:10:16 I put my cell number there too.

00:13:48 I'm sorry, I was an asshole and I didn't mean it.

00:17:12 because you are spiraling out of control here.

00:21:48 Mr Brady, we just need a moment of your time.

00:25:44 - who came to life? - I am, that's me, yeah.

00:29:24 What does it mean? Does this mean we can't have a baby?

00:33:41 If you ask me we gotta fight it.

00:37:35 And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority.

00:42:39 Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Cubberlang, get used to it.

00:47:05 Some people tgo through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.

00:52:06 - Erection. - Sustained.

00:55:57 and I don't think I want to be trated any different.

01:01:11 It's what this country does best. Putting different people

01:05:56 - Hey Sam, how's your boring salad? - Oh, it's actually delicious.

01:12:03 Yes, Sam, this puts us in a kind of awkward position here.

01:19:33 Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now.

01:23:49 Shit.

01:29:13 Jonah Hill!

01:32:39 Look, Donny, I could never love you.

01:39:07 - Somebody help! - Oh my God, John!

01:43:46 - Oh my God! - You hear that?

01:48:21 Hashtag: Shit happens.