Ted 2

00:00:31 We are often told that happily ever afters

00:04:06 Yeah, I'm gonna pass!

00:09:58 Here you go guys. We're gonna be closing in a few.

00:13:25 trust me.

00:16:46 Jesus Christ.

00:21:09 What do you mean go ahead? You gotta do it.

00:24:42 I don't not mean this. Like a regular drink.

00:28:20 That's the difference Donnie.

00:32:22 Technically not a person. Yeah, Jesus Christ!

00:36:25 Right, you see, the thing is we dont wanna take any chances because the stakes are so significant.

00:41:29 Who is Clubberlang?

00:45:15 We never had this conversation. Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.

00:49:41 Us.

00:53:45 Now, you said your parents purchased Ted.

00:58:02 After all, Ted spent many years sleeping and cuddling with a child.

01:02:37 Yeah, I was wondering if maybe you could consider helping us try to overturn the verdict.

01:07:08 Oh my god, now we're even bigger assholes.

01:13:15 Please ...

01:20:41 I read about your life, the drugs, the parties, the prostitues, the arrests.

01:25:25 - Hey. Are you Ted? - Uh, yeah.

01:29:57 Yes, there was an issue so he's unconscious now but yeah, this is him.

01:34:20 - Ted are ou okay buddy? - Johnny thank God.

01:39:22 - What's going on? - Is he gonna be okay?

01:43:57 Well, when I saw what John did for you.