Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

00:01:05 -Guess how fast we're going now. -I don't care, I'm having a baby!

00:06:12 No, I know, I know. I'm just excited, man!

00:11:06 Gotta watch it when I get into autograph mode.

00:15:22 Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.

00:19:05 That's how we do it.

00:23:40 -Like, she likes afghans and quilts. -She's probably got a million of those.

00:27:51 I wish I could crawl into one of those right now.

00:32:31 Don't look at me. Get it off the trailer!

00:37:37 He's gonna try the outside move again. I don't know if it's gonna work.

00:42:26 Are you faking it?

00:46:48 -We're going down a bad path. -Cut around the meat.

00:51:26 I love you, Cal.

00:56:01 Hey.

01:00:25 So before you can even think about any real driving...

01:04:35 Can you not see why I'm stuck on the anger bridge?

01:09:13 -What the hell are you talking about? -Real simple, son.

01:15:33 -What's going on, man? -Ricky, let him go!

01:20:34 ...and you know that fear is powerful because it has been there...

01:25:37 -Goodbye, Ricky. -Goodbye.

01:30:05 "Me" is you...

01:35:31 -Nice to meet you. -Over here...

01:40:32 Come on, man, slingshot it. Slingshot, come on.

01:47:59 Get up here, man. No, you come up here.

01:52:18 -You can cuss at Applebee's. -Everybody pile in.