Takeshis'
2005 · 108 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 4,128 VOTES · DIR. Takeshi Kitano
Overview
Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.
Dialogue Timeline — 718 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 a production of BANDAI VISUAL - TOKYO FM - DENTSU - TV ASAHI
00:07:03 I can play a yakuza.
00:09:14 No problem.
00:11:47 Evening, sir.
00:13:39 We’ll see.
00:16:31 No, that was good. You got it!
00:18:43 Here s our wardrobe.
00:21:41 What could his life be Like?
00:25:29 But I'll replace them with expensive new clothes.
00:27:46 ' Think it tastes bad, asshole? Get out!
00:29:55 Ready?
00:31:55 The button. ..
00:36:46 A player left.
00:39:45 Their noodle soups are great.
00:42:54 Again with the Gregory Punk! More like Humphrey Avocado.
00:46:50 Go right!
00:49:08 ' One more word and you re history! '
00:51:35 Please accept it.
00:55:39 A role without Lines or his face won t be seen. ..
01:02:30 Not Like that.
01:06:54 Take off my jeans.
01:13:06 Go on! Buy it!
01:16:35 An unconditional love immortalized in.. .
01:36:40 Please give him a chance.
Cast & Characters
Takeshi Kitano
Beat Takeshi
Takeshi Kitano
Mr. Kitano
Kotomi Kyôno
Takeshi's Girl Friend
Kotomi Kyôno
Kitano's Female Neighbor
Kayoko Kishimoto
Mahjong Parlor Woman
Kayoko Kishimoto
Audition Producer
Kayoko Kishimoto
Customer
Ren Ôsugi
Takeshi's Manager
Ren Ôsugi
Taxi Driver
Susumu Terajima
Takeshi's Friend
Susumu Terajima
Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor
Tetsu Watanabe
TV Wardrobe Master
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed718
Dialogue density6.6 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line01:36:40
Production Record
DirectorTakeshi Kitano
LanguageJapanese
IMDb votes4,128