Table for Three

00:00:31 Barkeep, what's the drunkest I can get for, um

00:04:37 # Late call said you were alone #

00:08:14 # We sit around #

00:11:34 You'd be surprised. I am the master of excuses.

00:15:12 - Mmm. - Ooh.

00:17:54 Well, Stanford's the dream, but it's pretty expensive.

00:21:36 I don't know what happens to me when I drink.

00:24:49 that recorded the song "Tom Sawyer"?

00:28:57 Ours?

00:33:03 Hey, Leslie. Have you been talking to Mary for the last 20 minutes?

00:36:15 Tell her what you were really thinking last night.

00:39:25 Damn, you're good. Our kids would be Hall-of-Famers.

00:42:51 Do you two have any awareness of what personal space and privacy are?

00:47:00 Yeah, that's the thing. Um, Scott asked me to move in with him.

00:50:20 That's a pretty douchey move.

00:53:39 - Leslie! - Hard name.

00:57:15 What the fuck are you doing here?

01:01:08 You're going to take anything Ted says seriously?

01:05:32 - Now tell me. - Not so fast.

01:08:32 I know.

01:11:56 - when he's sporting a chubby? - Okay.

01:15:14 Because if there's even the slightest chance that she will

01:19:12 So you're not a total psycho

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