Sucker: The Vampire
1998 · 91 MIN · IMDB 3.9 · 288 VOTES · DIR. Hans Rodionoff
Overview
Working as henchman to the lead singer of the vampire rock group "Plasma", Reed Buccholz's [Mex Erkiletian] job has definite high points, like finding sexy girls to bring home for Anthony [Yan Birch] and being able to photograph and have sex with their blood-drained bodies prior to disposing of them in the morgue of the hospital where Reed holds a daytime job as a nurse. Vampire hunter Vanessa Helsing [Monica Baber] has dedicated her life to destroying vampires, in particular Anthony, the vampire who killed her famous father. So far, she has managed to destroy Seth and Tobin, the band's lead guitarist and drummer, but she hasn't gotten to Anthony yet.
Dialogue Timeline — 770 lines
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00:00:53 They don't advertise for vampire henchman in the newspaper
00:04:05 Now you can pursue other avenues, Do whatever you want
00:07:01 You gotta have the lead singer?
00:12:57 Good night, Reed.
00:18:49 It's been an interesting day.
00:22:16 Who with?
00:26:18 Take that off.
00:30:46 If you'll follow Buccholz down to the examination room 237
00:33:28 That's what I paid for the camera.
00:38:02 So do I, my child.
00:42:12 I gotta, I gotta.
00:45:04 Anything, sweetie.
00:47:48 What does it say?
00:51:00 I just loved them, I gave them what you couldn't.
00:54:23 pronounce you dead, considering you have no heartbeat.
00:57:24 You call this well kept boats? What a mess!
01:01:23 Idiot! I'm dying here.
01:04:24 I'm not going anywhere without you.
01:07:39 You'll rest in peace...
01:11:06 Raise the main.
01:15:26 It's Miss Helsing.
01:21:06 Yeah.
01:23:31 I'll get by.
01:26:40 Yeah.