Sucker: The Vampire
1998 · 91 MIN · IMDB 3.9 · 288 VOTES · DIR. Hans Rodionoff
Overview
Working as henchman to the lead singer of the vampire rock group "Plasma", Reed Buccholz's [Mex Erkiletian] job has definite high points, like finding sexy girls to bring home for Anthony [Yan Birch] and being able to photograph and have sex with their blood-drained bodies prior to disposing of them in the morgue of the hospital where Reed holds a daytime job as a nurse. Vampire hunter Vanessa Helsing [Monica Baber] has dedicated her life to destroying vampires, in particular Anthony, the vampire who killed her famous father. So far, she has managed to destroy Seth and Tobin, the band's lead guitarist and drummer, but she hasn't gotten to Anthony yet.
Dialogue Timeline — 770 lines
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00:00:53 They don't advertise for vampire henchman in the newspaper
00:04:05 Now you can pursue other avenues, Do whatever you want
00:07:01 You gotta have the lead singer?
00:14:13 Birds flying in the sunrise, ha! Cha! Cha!
00:18:52 We've done three celebs.
00:22:21 Maybe one night me and you oughtta hang out.
00:26:36 I warned you!
00:31:10 Who's that?
00:35:41 Nosferatu... your time of reckoning has come.
00:38:09 What would you be? What would your family be without me?
00:42:38 You know what this is?
00:45:18 You want me to test that for HIV?
00:48:06 I mean unless it's a celeb or something.
00:51:19 Get out of my house! Give me the key!
00:54:49 And after a while, you won't be much more than a stack of bones.
00:58:07 An AIDS test.
01:01:51 Where did you learn all this?
01:05:45 I know lot more about you than you think.
01:08:10 But I'd snap you like an October twig.
01:11:33 Like this! Raising the main!
01:16:07 Maybe. We'll see.
01:21:39 I'm not gonna, you're gonna have to kill me.
01:24:37 I've got a boat. I'm gonna sail.
03:00:03 Take it or leave it.