Stuck on You

2003 · 119 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 55,789 VOTES · DIR. Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly

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Overview

In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,403 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:19 Slow it down, Bob.
00:05:31 ...washing dishes, away from the paying customers.
00:09:35 I' m starting to cramp.
00:12:56 -You were awesome last night. -Thanks.
00:16:53 I'm aging faster. I got bags under my eyes.
00:22:15 No, no, we were born like this.
00:25:45 Right.
00:29:23 True story.
00:33:04 Oh, God, no. I don't blame you for not doing it.
00:37:26 Hop in!
00:41:22 ...and, you know, he's heard about the gangs...
00:45:41 -I'm just a bi-- I'm a big fan. Big. -He is.
00:49:18 -Easy. -I sprained it pretty bad.
00:52:57 Well, snow is beautiful too.
00:57:22 Well, here, fill this out...
01:01:39 Miss Garret, there's a Mack Beasley here to see you
01:05:27 Oh. I'm sorry. I was looking for Bob.
01:09:06 I'm told you were all-state hockey goal-- Oh, you were! Oh, okay!
01:13:47 What are you talking about?.
01:18:49 I'll get the operation.
01:23:02 Guys! Guys! Don't go! Please, don't go.
01:29:00 Oh, not one good reason. Wow.
01:34:58 What's the matter, kid?. You got allergies?.
01:40:40 These gentlemen of the law have mistakenly thought that we're...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,403
Dialogue density11.8 lines / min
First line00:01:19
Final line01:40:40

Production Record

DirectorPeter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly
LanguageEnglish
Budget$55,000,000
Revenue$65,784,503
IMDb votes55,789