Struck by Lightning

00:01:32 I always thought death would be different.

00:04:14 No!

00:06:56 I want to be the editor of the New Yorker

00:09:50 "It was the best of times.

00:12:53 All God blessed me with was this flawless complexion

00:15:22 Bite me, hobbit.

00:18:25 Now he walks around with so much negative energy.

00:21:46 This doesn't matter.

00:24:56 Can anyone tell me which president's administration

00:28:33 - just a little bit. - No, no.

00:31:49 Well, the thing about goldfish is

00:34:45 Now, I know most of you can't read let alone write

00:37:50 Neal Phillips?

00:41:22 - you know what he did? - What?

00:45:44 - Hola? - What's up, man?

00:48:38 But your friends and families, yes. Why?

00:51:31 But the worst thing about being on top of the pyramid is

00:54:40 Super.

00:57:54 Apparently, he's getting married.

01:01:18 - How's that? - Yeah, you're right.

01:04:36 and others don't?

01:08:27 All your talk about growing up and becoming a writer and all...

01:13:33 he ever wrote me.

01:17:01 I never wrote for "the new Yorker,"