Stretch

00:00:37 If you like stories about chance and coincidence and fate...

00:03:39 And, shocker, I hate it.

00:07:09 Look at you.

00:09:45 you need to know that I'm totally powerless against this.

00:13:59 He picked off Andy Cohen last week and he got Seacrest yesterday.

00:16:57 Yup. Ray Liotta, Sony in Culver City going to Santa Monica Airport.

00:20:13 - I'll have it to them within the hour. - Thanks.

00:24:55 Oh, you're not Karl.

00:29:15 What kind of man are you, Stretch?

00:34:12 Gentlemen, I have everything I need.

00:37:35 --Yep.

00:42:55 and you're fucking dead!

00:46:11 Own the space.

00:49:56 Club soda.

00:52:59 and a wonderful, wonderful wife.

00:55:34 Fine, fine, fine, fine. Here.

00:59:05 Ay, what up, player?

01:01:54 Remember how you said I was a fatalist

01:05:20 I want sawhorses and spike strips.

01:11:49 What in the patron saint of shit happened?

01:16:52 Trucha.

01:22:49 Hi, uh, coffee, please. Black.

01:30:44 He's Leonardo Di Caprio.

01:34:11 See? Wilford Brimley.