Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
1992 · 87 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 45,784 VOTES · DIR. Roger Spottiswoode
Overview
A tough police sergeant's mother comes to visit him, and promptly starts trying to fix up his life, much to his embarrassment. For his birthday she buys him a machine gun out of the back of a van, and begins to further interfere with his job and love life, eventually helping him with a case he's on.
Dialogue Timeline — 900 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:24 These bad guys are always late. - They'll be here.
00:06:12 Watch what you say about Gwen. - About "Gwen"?
00:08:38 It's embarrassing me in my work. You run away from responsibility.
00:11:43 That's the most... - Watch out!
00:14:43 I was not! I was average height! About your height. What's the deal?
00:18:01 There we go. This and this...
00:21:06 Let's see...
00:23:56 Yeah? - Mr. Parnell, we've located the misappropriated merchandise.
00:27:53 Who is this? - I'll introduce you.
00:30:42 You're joking, right, Mom? - No, it's not a joke.
00:34:21 I'm not saying anything. - I won't argue.
00:36:50 Tell me, do you love my Joey?
00:39:36 The year with the longer wheelbase.
00:43:23 Shit! - Watch your mouth.
00:46:13 Company goes broke. Insurance pays 12 million.
00:49:04 Or your mother? - No.
00:52:59 Shoot!
00:56:29 I didn't mean it...
00:59:02 For your information: I didn't dump Gwen, she dumped me.
01:03:10 Well, what do you think?
01:06:49 And then? - That's what she said.
01:10:12 to see if I was doing good and cutting class.
01:16:39 There you are. Orop it!
450:04:05 - The Bulldog is only $325.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed900
Dialogue density10.3 lines / min
First line00:02:24
Final line450:04:05
Production Record
DirectorRoger Spottiswoode
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$70,611,210
IMDb votes45,784