Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
1992 · 87 MIN · IMDB 4.4 · 45,784 VOTES · DIR. Roger Spottiswoode
Overview
A tough police sergeant's mother comes to visit him, and promptly starts trying to fix up his life, much to his embarrassment. For his birthday she buys him a machine gun out of the back of a van, and begins to further interfere with his job and love life, eventually helping him with a case he's on.
Dialogue Timeline — 900 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:24 These bad guys are always late. - They'll be here.
00:06:08 Boy, there's a butt I could use for cover.
00:08:28 It doesn't really matter. Could be your mom or a Oial-a-Bimbo.
00:11:34 For 5 years, every time I'm about to visit
00:14:25 By the way, Joe's still single. How do you like that?
00:17:30 I owe you.
00:20:24 If you don't eat them for breakfast, they'll be waiting for you at dinner.
00:23:20 How much? - $500.
00:27:24 Looks very good in spots.
00:29:56 Oon't be so gloomy! Think of all the time we'll spend together.
00:33:24 Lullaby and goodnight, thy mother's delight.
00:36:02 I could bring you some lentil soup. - Be right back.
00:38:34 I've completely had it. I'm taking you to the apartment
00:42:31 Way to go, Mom!
00:45:04 Thanks.
00:47:58 I hope there isn't any problem. - What would say if we had evidence
00:50:41 So I can go too? - Oh no.
00:55:08 Turn around. - I'm not going nowhere.
00:57:41 The photos stay in New Jersey.
01:01:08 I'm sorry that I hit you.
01:04:50 About the flowers. I've ruined it for you and Gwen.
01:07:52 You got a deal.
01:11:15 Where's my gun? I'm outta here. - With your keys in the bathroom.
01:18:12 No shit.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed900
Dialogue density10.3 lines / min
First line00:02:24
Final line01:18:12
Production Record
DirectorRoger Spottiswoode
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$70,611,210
IMDb votes45,784