Stitches

2012 · 86 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 10,780 VOTES · DIR. Conor McMahon

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Overview

The clumsy and unfunny clown Richard "Stitches" Grindle entertains at the 10th birthday party of little Tom, but the boy and his friends play a prank with Stitches, tying his shoelaces. Stitches slips, falls and dies. Six years later, Tom gives a birthday party for his friends at home, but Stitches revives to haunt the teenagers and revenge his death.

Dialogue Timeline — 574 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:50 What the fuck is that? - What?
00:04:16 And you're fucking ugly. Just kidding, love.
00:06:05 Right, kids. Now it's time for Funny Bones.
00:12:37 Tom, I'm sorry, but if I don't go, they'll send Bernie
00:15:27 OK, I'll just see you later. - I'll...
00:17:36 No talking.
00:19:43 I was thinking, this weekend, total surprise party for Tom.
00:23:14 Oh, it's funny. Laugh it up. That tickled you, did it?
00:25:18 Well, we saw the event page. You invited everyone to come on My Face.
00:29:21 Tom, this is easy. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
00:32:07 Here, lads, group shot. Let me see those fuck faces.
00:35:21 Hi, Kate. I love your hair. - Come on, Bulger. Let's dance.
00:37:22 Hey. Thanks for coming. - Yeah, thanks.
00:40:07 Babe, you're easier to get into than community college, so leave.
00:42:23 You were a bit mad about something.
00:45:26 Paul.
00:48:33 My problem is you pulling that shit with Tom, you ginger fuck.
00:53:16 Now, that's food for thought.
00:57:16 Pick up the phone, Vinny.
01:00:35 One, two, three
01:04:10 Can you tell what it is yet?
01:07:40 Where do you think you're going? - Get out of my way, you wanker.
01:14:10 OK. One of us needs to stand guard.
01:19:33 Everybody happy?

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed574
Dialogue density6.7 lines / min
First line00:01:50
Final line01:19:33

Production Record

DirectorConor McMahon
LanguageEnglish
Budget$100,000
Revenue$95,000
IMDb votes10,780