Stewart Lee: Snowflake

00:00:02 This programme contains very strong language and adult humour.

00:02:15 That's gone all right, hasn't it?

00:04:29 I haven't. I've just sort of stuck in it.

00:06:38 You feel cheated, don't you?

00:08:39 It did. This is actually happening now.

00:11:09 LAUGHTER

00:13:13 So I was in the hospital in the waiting room with my leg

00:15:32 Now...

00:17:54 I'm not an expert on cess, right, I'm not an expert on cess. I'm not.

00:20:12 for someone to use modern technology like search engines and Google

00:22:19 He thinks that women should be sold, probably, into slavery, I expect.

00:24:33 and go, "I loved all the quips.

00:26:45 "Oh, I've got batter all... I've got batter all down me.

00:28:43 I did ask one, though, and she said it was fine.

00:31:10 And do you remember when you got your first dictionary

00:33:37 and it seemed like the right thing to do.

00:35:46 "..in case it annoys these transgender people."

00:38:21 "They've ba... You can't even say Merry Christmas any more

00:41:06 that's called being cancelled.

00:48:14 I went on the guestbook of the website Mumsnet.

00:50:31 which is much harder than writing

00:52:57 ..thank you for coming out...

00:55:26 Boris Johnson hangs on to his job

00:59:10 See you next year. Thanks a lot. Good night.