Stewart Lee: Carpet Remnant World
2012 · 123 MIN · IMDB 8.5 · 700 VOTES · DIR. Tim Kirkby
Overview
What can a sexless middle aged married man, whose life now consists mainly of watching Scooby Doo cartoons with a four year old boy, possibly find to write comedy about? Formerly stand-up s youthful iconoclast, Lee now gawps blankly at News 24 as Britain burns down around him, and blinks weirdly at the vast wayside retail outlets during endless journeys to and from increasingly indistinct provincial theatres. Once he lived on the pleasure planet. Now he is trapped in Carpet Remnant World
Dialogue Timeline — 2,259 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 ('70s GERMAN ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
00:05:06 they're normally called things like "Laughtime"
00:09:35 So on May the second, last year
00:14:38 "I can f... I can f... I can feel what it feels like."
00:20:15 some of those quotes, as well.
00:24:49 He, er...
00:30:44 There was some rectal bleeding.
00:35:33 (LAUGHTER)
00:40:46 (LAUGHTER)
00:45:20 You know, I used to like that in the '80s, going around
00:50:38 Because you love dead comedians, don't you, all of you.
00:57:23 So many of you.
01:02:24 They go, "Would your dog like a drink?"
01:07:35 (LAUGHTER)
01:12:20 to become the thing we despised as teenagers.
01:18:10 And a desk tidy pen holding thing for his heart.
01:23:35 But he said... "What I did," he said
01:28:12 People doing...
01:33:15 I hate Twitter. You love it, don't you?
01:39:05 In the context of the show, you have to appreciate this.
01:45:10 "Is your cousin's husband gonna be there at Christmas?
01:50:58 You're like rats fighting in a ditch.
01:57:07 "Chicken, same, chicken.
90:00:00 in the park."
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,259
Dialogue density18.4 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line90:00:00
Production Record
DirectorTim Kirkby
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes700