Steve

00:02:21 We've been through this, haven't we?

00:02:43 Oh, c'mon! It's not fair to just accuse me of avoiding...

00:03:03 I don't care to hear that.

00:03:29 A coffee!

00:03:59 Not quite.

00:04:19 - Who is it? - I thought you were busy!

00:04:52 We'll call a plumber first thing tomorrow.

00:05:32 Right... Well, why don't we go downstairs and have a look at your ceiling?

00:05:59 Oh!? Where did she find fishing in London?

00:07:01 Why have we never met our neighbours?

00:08:08 - Okay, okay, okay... - Oh-h!

00:08:27 Uh, the plumber left over an hour ago.

00:08:57 Ohh!

00:09:29 We stayed at my sister's last night. We got back for the plumber this morning.

00:10:00 Don't you just hate it when someone grabs the seat you've had your eye on

00:10:28 - Do you like picnics when it's sunny? - Yes, very much.

00:11:48 I wanna do things with you. Have adventures.

00:12:16 on each letter and the sweaty cunt has posted them wherever he likes willy-nilly.

00:12:41 - Can I come in? - Steve!

00:13:08 You sit down there! One host, one hostess and a gentleman caller.

00:13:51 No pot! No fucking biscuit!

00:14:38 Then we will all laugh, and there will be a momentary awkward silence

00:15:03 which we will only loosely adhere to, but this will not matter