Stephen Fry: Guilty

00:00:03 This programme contains some strong language.

00:01:12 But, like all duties, it's a tough one to live up to.

00:02:10 Abba are very different and very special

00:03:06 ...which have a quality that is far beyond what is needed to make good pop.

00:04:23 All I need is my office space, and we're back in business.

00:05:18 There isn't time to think, there's only time to act!

00:06:35 But, underneath it all, they are - you're going to laugh at me

00:07:44 It's thrilling!

00:09:09 And that's nothing to do with me, cos I'm not actually connecting...

00:10:23 The pleasures, I suppose, that are most obvious to me

00:11:37 or quote the odd line in a shop queue

00:12:57 It is such utter nonsense.

00:14:09 I beg your pardon?

00:15:07 Oh, Delia, Delia... DELIA!

00:16:18 I say "we", I mean Norwich City, were playing Manchester City one famous afternoon.

00:17:48 There's Stanley Unwin.

00:18:52 And the forfeit I invented which I still occasionally do, which is absolutely fantastic

00:20:04 now not exactly forgotten but not as celebrated as she was in her day, called Georgette Heyer.

00:21:23 and for God's sake, why?

00:22:34 "Get stewed.

00:23:56 # Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

00:25:10 METRONOME JINGLE PLAYS

00:26:04 And suddenly he was playing, it was fantastic.

00:27:10 So, are there any pleasures I have that I am simply too embarrassed to talk about?