Stealing Rembrandt
2003 · 109 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 3,229 VOTES · DIR. Jannik Johansen
Overview
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Dialogue Timeline — 851 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:02 Hello... - Guten Abend...
00:06:18 I just took a bit for a cab.
00:10:15 Charlotte! Charlotte, let's stop a minute.
00:13:21 This guy I met in prison knows this guy who's filthy rich.
00:16:19 Hi, Mick.
00:19:36 I think this is it.
00:22:22 Great. Robbery with violence.
00:25:04 Christian, the bosses don't like my methods.
00:29:34 What's up, Mick? Mick? Mick?
00:32:38 I never talked about India or Thailand or Australia.
00:36:53 I heard you'd got that Rambo picture.
00:39:45 - I'll ram your teeth down your throat.
00:43:19 Are you OK...?
00:48:18 I'll be off now.
00:51:57 No, no more deals with that old jerk.
00:54:50 And right now both have run out. Get it?
00:59:03 I don't give a shit.
01:04:49 A nurse found this in his pocket and got in touch with us.
01:08:42 Who was that guy? - Who?
01:12:23 What did you look like when you were 18?
01:24:02 One, two, three, guns on the ground, car in the skip... my dad!
01:27:26 Dad?
01:31:11 You get the money, the Brits, me and Jimmy.
01:36:18 Not just till before all this Rembrandt shit.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed851
Dialogue density7.8 lines / min
First line00:02:02
Final line01:36:18
Production Record
DirectorJannik Johansen
LanguageDanish
Budget$3,000,000
Revenue$59,466
IMDb votes3,229