Stealing Rembrandt

2003 · 109 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 3,229 VOTES · DIR. Jannik Johansen

Stealing Rembrandt poster

Overview

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Dialogue Timeline — 851 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:02 Hello... - Guten Abend...
00:06:18 I just took a bit for a cab.
00:10:19 What's up? - I don't know.
00:13:27 There's a portrait of this guy's great great gran in this museum.
00:16:50 You want something? - Just to hear how you are.
00:20:15 - and he went on to become the US secretary of state.
00:22:40 You can't just run off. - Oh?
00:26:03 All there was was a swing.
00:30:10 From his most productive period. - Split four ways we're still rich.
00:33:15 I don't know.
00:37:41 Just leave it.
00:41:03 That was some comeback.
00:45:16 Relax. Two days, right? Lt'll be OK.
00:49:18 See you later.
00:53:05 Oh, dear, this isn't promising. You've got precisely two minutes.
00:56:49 Go home before he gets here.
01:00:46 Do shut up, Christian!
01:06:09 What have you gone and done now? - Oh, this... it was... nothing.
01:10:27 What's the plan?
01:15:48 It's Mick! - Who's Mick?
01:25:45 Mick, I need the money. - We'll do as I say, OK?
01:29:54 It won't work, Mick. Interpol's involved now.
01:33:39 That's quite a while.
01:39:06 There's been criticism of your security...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed851
Dialogue density7.8 lines / min
First line00:02:02
Final line01:39:06

Production Record

DirectorJannik Johansen
LanguageDanish
Budget$3,000,000
Revenue$59,466
IMDb votes3,229