Stealing Harvard
2002 · 85 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 13,976 VOTES · DIR. Bruce McCulloch
Overview
John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,022 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:29 People always talk about fate. Destiny.
00:05:32 If you've slept with her, tell me here, tell me now, and we'll let it go.
00:08:13 - Hi. - Why are we watching these?
00:11:03 It's expensive.
00:14:18 I have to taper it so light reaches the lower leaves during growing season.
00:17:33 Hey, kids. Duff's Dial-A-Bottle. Time to party.
00:20:45 ...it wasn't even locked. - Nope.
00:24:12 Good luck, buddy.
00:28:21 All of it. In escrow. And we find out tomorrow if they accept the offer.
00:31:28 He's mulling it over.
00:34:33 He's a very successful man.
00:37:41 How about now, you bastards?
00:40:02 Steve. My name is Steve!
00:43:41 You couldn't tie your tie, and you asked me to do it, but I couldn't.
00:47:48 Why is anybody talking?
00:51:01 Well, well. What have we here?
00:54:31 - Get these guys out of the car! - I want my money!
00:59:11 What? Where did you get this?
01:02:22 - Isn't it cute? - Yeah.
01:06:43 He said there was money in here.
01:11:36 John, wait! Stop!
01:14:44 So... Charges are dismissed.
01:22:29 Suddenly I'm William Shatner. Let me do this again.
50:00:00 and I only need 30.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,022
Dialogue density12.0 lines / min
First line00:02:29
Final line50:00:00
Production Record
DirectorBruce McCulloch
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$14,277,032
IMDb votes13,976