Stardust Memories

00:00:27 [ Jazz ]

00:07:02 DON'T BUG HIM ABOUT THE TIME COVER. HE CAN DO IT AFTER THE WEEKEND.

00:10:15 FOR FILET DE BOEUF FOURRE PERIGOURDINE.

00:14:01 ¶ THREE LITTLE WORDS ¶

00:17:24 IF I COULD GET YOU TO COME UP AND LECTURE, YOU'D MAKE ME A HERO.

00:20:37 [ Audience Gasps ]

00:23:49 WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST. AND IT HASN'T FAILED ME YET.

00:27:31 AND SAGITTARIANS GET ALONG REALLY WELL WITH PISCES. I'M A PISCES.

00:30:48 YOU USED TO DRESS AS SUPERMAN. YOU TRIED TO FLY.

00:34:37 ALL KINDS OF... SERIOUS--

00:37:25 THAT'S WHERE WE USED TO GO TO THE SEASHORE EVERY SUMMER.

00:40:32 I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN JAIL. I THOUGHT IT WAS ROMANTIC AND SO EXCITING.

00:43:40 ONE MORE, SIR. TO YOU I'M AN ATHEIST. TO GOD I'M THE LOYAL OPPOSITION.

00:46:50 THEN I MET RITA. AN ANIMAL. NASTY, MEAN, TROUBLE. I LOVE GOING TO BED WITH HER.

00:50:04 BUT LOOK AT ME COMPARED TO YOU. ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL BROADS.

00:53:34 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? OH, GEEZ.

00:56:57 [ Continues In Italian ]

01:00:08 SHE'S MUCH FUNNIER AND A LOT MORE BEAUTIFUL! DON'T GET HYSTERICAL.

01:03:10 AND THE CAPRICORNIANS PERSEVERING.

01:06:12 I PROMISE YOU, YOU WON'T WIN. BY THE WAY.

01:09:41 INCIDENTALLY, YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN. YOU'RE A COMEDIAN.

01:14:16 I HAVE NAMED IT "OZYMANDIUS MELANCHOLIA."

01:17:38 ¶ IN MY HEART IT WILL REMAIN ¶

01:21:22 'CAUSE YOU REALIZE DOWN DEEP I'M NOT EVIL OR ANYTHING.