Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning
2005 · 103 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 6,057 VOTES · DIR. Timo Vuorensola
Overview
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Dialogue Timeline — 696 lines
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00:00:13 ENERGIA presents
00:05:49 Ya gonna get your baggy ass whooped.
00:08:50 Not like the history we know.
00:11:35 Vladimir! Ze reaktor is overheating! Ze kooling system is on ze fritz!
00:15:39 The negotiations with the Russian President had also gone well.
00:20:31 This is an honor!
00:23:56 They filled the skies with death, and were undone by it.
00:27:54 Now what? - We saw a ship in Epsilon Quadrant.
00:32:23 Yes
00:35:46 This is where it happened.
00:40:23 This is Capt Sherrypie of the Babel 13. Please identify yourselves.
00:43:02 The only way you can conquer Earth is over our dead bodies!
00:48:16 Well receive it then if it'll shut you up.
00:51:16 Hey kid, is your insurance in order? - Why?
00:56:34 Evening, commander. - Festerbester...
00:59:25 I guess it's a passable day to die.
01:04:40 Blast these struts!
01:08:32 Whatever you may think, the VCR remote stop button doesn't harm me.
01:12:28 Plingon warriors do not take showers!
01:16:08 OK. You shoot, but you'd better hit. Open a channel to Fukov!
01:19:23 Prepare the twist drive.
01:22:38 Fine then. We'll do it the hard way. Secondary guns, fire!
01:27:01 This is mutiny! Reconnect the system immediately!
01:29:53 We made it! Garybrandy, shut down the reactor immediately!