Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning
2005 · 103 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 6,057 VOTES · DIR. Timo Vuorensola
Overview
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Dialogue Timeline — 696 lines
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00:00:13 ENERGIA presents
00:05:52 The batteries are shot. Oh Thursday, no!
00:08:59 That's why we have to do something. We'll make the P-Fleet happen!
00:11:51 You used to work at a nuklear plant? - Yeah, the Chernobyl facility. Why?
00:16:35 I'll just look this over...
00:21:11 Nyet! One moment! What are you...? - Fire twinklers and light balls!
00:24:54 No, no! Don't shoot! Nooo!
00:28:59 Your expression was ambiguous, Sir. - Riight...
00:33:22 Where's Kefir now?
00:37:15 Yeah. Whatever.
00:41:17 In theory, yes, assuming that our star-charts have the same stars.
00:45:19 Saucer section penetrated! Serious damage to all decks!
00:49:33 ...the "Praise of Pirk's Greatness. "
00:53:18 Yes, Sir.
00:58:02 There is a ship, registration ZEX-514, parked aft of the station -
01:01:58 Emperor Pirk, I sentence you to death for your crimes against humanity.
01:07:24 Pirk to Kickstart! Pirk to...
01:11:16 This is child's play.
01:15:30 This is cold.
01:18:38 Get us into a firing position.
01:22:05 At least we'll take the bastard with us! Set collision course!
01:26:44 The fusion reactor's warming up nicely.
01:29:37 Our fearless leader is running away.
11:00:00 - What?