Stan Helsing
2009 · 90 MIN · IMDB 3.6 · 15,322 VOTES · DIR. Bo Zenga
Overview
A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,672 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:13 ( eerie music playing )
00:05:39 I got my friends right outside waiting for me.
00:08:46 Um, can you hold her for a minute for me? I just need to get my wallet out.
00:12:23 - Teddy, drop back! - I can't. It's too late. I gotta pass!
00:15:53 I think it's a Rottweiler.
00:19:08 That riot that you were referring to
00:22:27 Ha ha, I'm a cowboy!
00:26:04 You were watching me go to the bathroom!
00:29:33 - ( phone ringing ) - Oh, be my guest.
00:33:23 You know, this is the first time I've seen a push-up bra on an Indian.
00:36:47 ¶ And makes a fiery ring ¶
00:41:34 - Try the guardhouse phone. - Good idea.
00:45:01 Look, this place can't be that big. We'll find somebody to help us out
00:48:12 Where am I? Where...
00:52:12 Sweet greatness.
00:56:20 So what's you guys's names?
01:00:08 ( all screaming )
01:03:55 His name is Finbar Ohara
01:07:41 Who would have thought that Stormy Night Pictures
01:10:58 Is this how it all ends?
01:15:10 ¶ I know we had to try ¶
01:20:05 Teddy... condiments, please.
01:24:47 Who's a bad boy? Who's a bad...
01:27:27 ¶ But do we gotta say it again? ¶
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,672
Dialogue density18.6 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line01:27:27
Production Record
DirectorBo Zenga
LanguageEnglish
Budget$365,000
Revenue$1,400,000
IMDb votes15,322