Spy Hard
1996 · 81 MIN · IMDB 5.3 · 41,426 VOTES · DIR. Rick Friedberg
Overview
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
Dialogue Timeline — 907 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:15 We're approaching insertion target area, about a mile from your D. Z.
00:04:28 # A man of intrigue He lives for the thrill
00:08:32 Y eah. Now, bring me the bait.
00:11:02 - But Steele blew him up! - Apparently not.
00:14:34 - It's about time that jerk did something right.
00:16:42 I know how much these things can hurt.
00:18:58 Please, Dickie. Take a look at the tape.
00:22:52 Have a nice flight, and I wish you adieu.
00:26:06 Mm-hmm.
00:29:01 Whoo-hoo Oooh
00:30:59 Maria is in the library.
00:34:03 but a man who drives a Ferrari can get lucky.
00:38:01 We've been chased, bussed, seated, but...
00:40:03 Follow the path of your pendant to find me. "
00:43:07 All right. Take me to the Museum of Natural History.
00:45:32 Ah, damn it!
00:49:51 Right.
00:52:20 - That Steele's gonna be sorry...
00:54:53 Steele's here somewhere.
00:58:35 You smell nice.
01:01:36 Where's the professor?
01:04:12 Hello, General. It's Skippy. They're on the island.
01:07:43 I'd shake your hand, but I don't remember where it landed.
01:12:09 Let me tell you what being patriotic really is
Cast & Characters
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky 'Agent 3.14'
Charles Durning
The Director
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
John Ales
Kabul
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed907
Dialogue density11.2 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line01:12:09
Production Record
DirectorRick Friedberg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$18,000,000
Revenue$27,000,000
IMDb votes41,426