Spy Hard
1996 · 81 MIN · IMDB 5.3 · 41,426 VOTES · DIR. Rick Friedberg
Overview
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
Dialogue Timeline — 907 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:15 We're approaching insertion target area, about a mile from your D. Z.
00:04:36 # Always has places to go and people to kill
00:08:39 General Rancor would like to see you. Don't even think about it!
00:11:12 That's no biggie, no big thing.
00:15:02 Agent WD-40. Steele.
00:17:06 A little help, please? Thank you.
00:19:49 - That's no biggie, no big thing. Now I got plenty of arms.
00:23:44 - I was wondering, do you mind? - No problem. Please, be my guest.
00:27:23 He just buzzed me from in there
00:29:33 state-of-the-art field kit with three additions.
00:31:39 Rancor may have sent her to take you out.
00:35:22 You don't lose guys like that for long.
00:38:49 With a twist. In a chilled glass, not frozen.
00:41:39 Quick. Get this up against the door.
00:44:41 You better let me take over this search before I-
00:48:48 - Professor- - Ukrinsky. With a "Y.'"
00:51:09 Sure, sure. Come this way. He'll be safe here.
00:53:50 Like me
00:57:52 Oh, Dick, you came for me.
01:00:08 and dirt and dung...
01:03:26 Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy.
01:06:29 We've got to find a way into Rancor's complex.
01:11:46 - One minute and 11 seconds. One minute and 10 seconds.
01:14:02 Houston, we have a problem.
Cast & Characters
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky 'Agent 3.14'
Charles Durning
The Director
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
John Ales
Kabul
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Elya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed907
Dialogue density11.2 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line01:14:02
Production Record
DirectorRick Friedberg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$18,000,000
Revenue$27,000,000
IMDb votes41,426