Spring Breakdown

00:02:02 You suck. - Oh, my God.

00:04:54 Would you like to go with me?

00:08:12 Mini pepperonis? - Mm-hm.

00:10:35 What about your daughter, Ashley?

00:13:34 Betty.

00:16:56 College was rough.

00:20:16 We find her, we bond.

00:23:18 You know what safe sex is?

00:26:09 Take me home, I need to barf.

00:29:32 The winner gets 150 drink tickets...

00:33:35 You're gonna have to deal with that later. You're gonna have to deal with that later.

00:37:50 Well, it's morning somewheres.

00:41:13 We're gonna blow your mother-humping mind with a thing called electric slide.

00:44:54 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Yeah, yeah.

00:47:50 It's like putting lipstick on a turd.

00:50:27 Move.

00:53:09 - Word. - Amen.

00:56:14 - There will be an official statement later. - That's the girl from the wet T-shirt contest.

00:58:44 Tell her, Judi. We can't spend every night playing Pictionary.

01:02:38 So let's make that happen. Get it on! I'm Dan.

01:06:25 But I haven't eaten for two days.

01:09:28 I never should have sent a weak-willed number cruncher.

01:14:14 Dead cat, dead cat, dead cat.

01:23:38 Subtitles by LeapinLar