Spring Breakdown

00:02:02 You suck. - Oh, my God.

00:04:49 I have two tickets to the Amy Grant concert on Friday.

00:08:05 Rest in peace, girlfriend.

00:10:22 That's right, Mama.

00:12:56 ...smart as a whip and always up for a good time.

00:16:21 No, no, no. No.

00:19:22 Get the party started, girls. Whoo!

00:22:19 Seven hot chicks in seven pairs of Seven cutoff jeans.

00:25:34 Her ex-boyfriend has lost his mind.

00:28:19 Chug, chug, chug.

00:32:06 And I know that the language of letting go is not in that salsa.

00:36:49 And time.

00:39:30 That is some grade-A baloney pony.

00:43:20 You're loaded, Judi.

00:46:04 What, are we all supposed to be the same? That's crazy.

00:48:57 It's time for the wet T-shirt contest.

00:51:51 Stop singing that song.

00:54:27 - Why are you doing this to me? - Because people can't live alone forever.

00:57:07 Just turn it off. Thank you.

00:59:39 Are we really gonna let those Seven bitches run us out of town?

01:03:20 Let the show begin.

01:06:54 - Whose idea was this? - Yours.

01:09:58 I'm not the daughter you thought I was.

01:14:38 Mason here, Ashley's best friend.