Southland Tales

00:00:51 No.

00:06:49 Some empires were built in times of war.

00:11:51 Now we all made decisions in our youth to start doing porn.

00:15:29 What the hell was he doing in Nevada?

00:19:49 This is a known fact, and no one will release the information.

00:24:01 zero, zero

00:28:15 A week goes by, and the baby still hasn't produced a bowel movement.

00:31:36 Well, how about that? Talk of the devil

00:35:17 Hey, Bing, these off-road rollerblades were a great idea.

00:44:03 LAX.

00:47:35 That's why I had to fuck your brother on our wedding night.

00:53:55 No longer must we treat our precious ozone layer

00:58:26 Grid nine eight nine one.

01:04:29 'Cause the numbers don't lie

01:07:56 What? How dare you.

01:13:53 have Mr. Takehashi's hand bronzed and mounted

01:20:59 For billions of years, the daily cycles of the ocean tides

01:26:01 What are you going to do with all that free money?

01:30:48 If you should succeed, remember me, my love.

01:38:15 and all the sponsors who have supported the launch.

01:44:23 But I know that you're so confused and afraid

01:51:33 half a kilometer wide.

01:57:27 ...whose broad stripes and bright stars

02:05:21 Well done, soldier.