South Park — S26E03 — Japanese Toilet

00:00:40 See, Stan? You gotta choose

00:01:23 Hey, guys! Your mom took a shit

00:02:12 Yeah, that's probably the top model, you know,

00:03:01 Can I offer you come sparkling water or champagne?

00:04:07 Ooh. Oh, oh! Oh.

00:05:15 Hajimemashite. Japanese Torei des!

00:06:19 Oh, yeah ♪

00:07:13 Of what?

00:07:57 It's right across the hallway.

00:08:45 but I'm just lucky

00:09:25 who's trying to open people's eyes like JFK.

00:10:26 I'm actually takin' the wife to Tuscany day after tomorrow.

00:11:23 You ruined Tuscany! Gah!

00:12:22 And why is it such a big deal anyway?

00:13:16 releasing upwards of 25 metric tons of CO2

00:14:14 we all spend on toilet paper, doctors, and hemorrhoid cream,

00:15:19 Bikkuri... Bikkurishita... Taiehn deshou...

00:16:19 This isn't a joke to us.

00:17:02 Come on out.

00:17:53 You know more about this.

00:18:40 you'd think the world health organization

00:19:36 sold to us by billion-dollar corporations.

00:20:20 Japanese toilets are totally unnecessary,

00:21:38 Love you forever, Honey.