South Park — S04E11 — Fourth Grade

00:00:39 Well, here we are, dude, the first day of fourth grade.

00:01:12 We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves! Let's all do something radical!

00:01:56 Whoa, dude, this is our new classroom?

00:02:49 Now, let us begin our first-day exam.

00:03:39 but that sense seems to slowly fade

00:04:30 It can't be that bad. People do it on TV all the time.

00:05:26 Uh, you see, Chef, Ms. Choksondik has very large, uh, honkers,

00:06:18 I'm going to teach these kids the wonders of the world, so that they can reach the top!

00:07:16 Oh, God-damnit, you guys, I am so seriously-

00:08:19 What?! Timmy! You've got to get off that chair!

00:09:08 It's okay! Just stay calm and keep the speed above 5!

00:10:07 and was considered the best homoerotic novel since Huckleberry Finn.

00:11:12 …No, there were 72.

00:12:04 Ten seconds, Hansen!

00:13:22 No I don't! IT'S A LIE! You see?

00:14:07 Now, if you can go over there and get him to admit that he's wrong…

00:15:12 Good. Very good.

00:16:02 If you'll just agree with him, you can build another one and usher in a whole new era of science!

00:17:04 …Oh, and I actually thought my mental demons would be in here.

00:18:07 Don't you see? All these years, your pain, your confusion, it comes from one place.

00:19:04 Oowhat is going on now?!

00:19:46 You can suck my balls!

00:20:42 Yeah! You suck, Cartman!

00:21:32 Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.