South Park — S04E09 — Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1)
2000 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · 1,977 VOTES · DIR. Trey Parker
Overview
The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves.
Dialogue Timeline — 446 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 I walk hand-in-hand with Jesus
00:01:25 It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation
00:02:28 The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau?
00:03:23 Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Matthau, but I can't. Chris and I just moved to the west side and we have to unpack.
00:04:19 And adults have not been coming to Confession!
00:05:05 Satan, look: I know our relationship wasn't perfect. Okay?
00:06:10 Now, let me explain how Communion works.
00:06:49 And then, you will drink a very small amount of wine, for that, is the Blood of Christ.
00:07:38 Come on, Satan. You know you can tell me anything. What's up?
00:08:36 Okay, let's see.
00:09:07 Alright. That was mostly Kenny's fault.
00:10:09 Thanks guys.
00:10:57 Who's in there?
00:11:39 Uugh. This really isn't a question for me, it's for the priest. I'll see if I can find him. Bye.
00:12:42 Okayokay, fine!
00:13:45 Oh noooo, that's just Catholics. Us Jews don't believe in hell.
00:14:44 An escalator? What kind of pussy way of dying is that?!
00:15:40 "Depart from me, you cursèd, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
00:16:29 Aw, dude, we've gotta go back to church and confess again.
00:17:23 Goodnight
00:18:28 Uh, come on, let's go.
00:19:32 I love you too, Saddam.
00:20:26 M-Mrs. Donovan is a temptress from hell!
00:21:30 And I am going to lead you there!
Cast & Characters
Trey Parker
Eric Cartman / Stan Marsh (voice)
Matt Stone
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick (voice)
Isaac Hayes
Chef (voice)
Mona Marshall
Sheila Broflovski (voice)
Eliza Schneider
Liane Cartman (voice)
Jennifer Howell
Bebe Stevens (voice)
Dian Bachar
Fake Mr. Hankey (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed446
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line00:21:30
Production Record
DirectorTrey Parker
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,977
Factoids
Episode
South Park, season 4, episode 9: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1).
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2190/season/4/episode/9
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