So I Married an Axe Murderer
1993 · 93 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 44,073 VOTES · DIR. Thomas Schlamme
Overview
Just after a bad breakup, Charlie MacKenzie falls for lovely butcher Harriet Michaels and introduces her to his parents. But, as voracious consumers of sensational tabloids, his parents soon come to suspect that Harriet is actually a notorious serial killer -- "Mrs. X" -- wanted in connection with a string of bizarre honeymoon killings. Thinking his parents foolish, Charlie proposes to Harriet. But while on his honeymoon with her, he begins to fear they were right.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,024 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:03:20 Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake.
00:06:22 She was a thief You gotta believe
00:11:09 the Rothschilds and ColoneI Sanders before he went tits up.
00:13:39 The paper contains facts.
00:17:18 Do you know the part underneath where it lands?
00:21:26 Oh, l was nice! Nice.
00:25:34 - It's late? - Not for me.
00:29:48 It sounds great.
00:33:11 This is the celI for solitary confinement...
00:37:22 - "'Negatory,'' good buddy. - You're embarrassing me.
00:40:39 What a cute baby Charlie was!
00:45:10 You're starting to live your life according to the Weekly World News.
00:48:43 Yeah, let's do a little scratching.
00:51:25 lt's been dead around here.
00:54:05 So...
00:59:13 I am lonely
01:03:14 Harriet...
01:06:34 Your soIo.
01:09:58 Because I thought it might be funny.
01:13:06 Oh, wow, that's so cool. Did you hear that? A storm. A storm.
01:17:25 Celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with us.
01:20:50 Have a good night, you two.
01:23:32 Charlie, be careful!
01:29:30 Harriet Sweet Harriet
Cast & Characters
Mike Myers
Charlie MacKenzie
Mike Myers
Stuart MacKenzie
Nancy Travis
Harriet Michaels
Anthony LaPaglia
Tony Giardino
Amanda Plummer
Rose Michaels
Brenda Fricker
May MacKenzie
Matt Doherty
William 'Heed' MacKenzie
Charles Grodin
Commandeered Driver
Phil Hartman
Ranger John 'Vicky' Johnson
Debi Mazar
Susan
Steven Wright
Pilot
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,024
Dialogue density11.0 lines / min
First line00:03:20
Final line01:29:30
Production Record
DirectorThomas Schlamme
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$11,585,483
IMDb votes44,073