So I Married an Axe Murderer
1993 · 93 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 44,073 VOTES · DIR. Thomas Schlamme
Overview
Just after a bad breakup, Charlie MacKenzie falls for lovely butcher Harriet Michaels and introduces her to his parents. But, as voracious consumers of sensational tabloids, his parents soon come to suspect that Harriet is actually a notorious serial killer -- "Mrs. X" -- wanted in connection with a string of bizarre honeymoon killings. Thinking his parents foolish, Charlie proposes to Harriet. But while on his honeymoon with her, he begins to fear they were right.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,024 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:03:20 Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake.
00:06:19 Whoa, man
00:11:03 Who's in this Pentavirate?
00:13:22 SphericaL, but pointy in parts.
00:17:02 lt's a point well taken, but understand...
00:20:57 Mom, can you get the schooI nurse?
00:24:47 What's this?
00:29:13 I'm Harriet's sister Rose.
00:32:34 My name is John Johnson, but everyone here caIls me Vicki.
00:36:28 You go to your favorite restaurant and order your favorite meal.
00:39:41 - Why don't you put your trousers on? - Hold your horses.
00:44:08 WeIl, yes.
00:46:58 l made it especialIy for you.
00:49:59 oh, stick a needIe in--
00:52:49 He was my ride home.
00:57:01 What is it, Charlie?
01:01:16 l will.
01:04:23 To Charlie!
01:07:49 Come stand by me, Charlie.
01:10:58 Warren G. Harding and Julius Caesar.
01:14:05 - Not now! Not now! - Was it too much with the ethnic slurs?
01:18:14 Charlie.
01:21:31 - You know about my husbands? - Yes.
01:24:40 We gotta get Charlie.
Cast & Characters
Mike Myers
Charlie MacKenzie
Mike Myers
Stuart MacKenzie
Nancy Travis
Harriet Michaels
Anthony LaPaglia
Tony Giardino
Amanda Plummer
Rose Michaels
Brenda Fricker
May MacKenzie
Matt Doherty
William 'Heed' MacKenzie
Charles Grodin
Commandeered Driver
Phil Hartman
Ranger John 'Vicky' Johnson
Debi Mazar
Susan
Steven Wright
Pilot
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,024
Dialogue density11.0 lines / min
First line00:03:20
Final line01:24:40
Production Record
DirectorThomas Schlamme
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$11,585,483
IMDb votes44,073