Smile

00:00:11 ...and don't pack too tight.

00:07:05 Do you think the announcement about the toilets will help, Mr. Nakas?

00:10:13 - That's not true. - Are those the name tags?

00:14:30 These are the finest bunch of high school girls in the state.

00:17:54 - Doesn't look like he'll stage this one. - Don't worry.

00:21:22 Wow! Look at that one from Bakersfield.

00:24:59 Maybe I should go someplace completely new, a big city.

00:28:27 And, their winning is just...

00:32:51 Let's keep it shaky.

00:36:45 Even Jake, the plumber He's a man I adore

00:41:14 All right, once again. Here we go, and...

00:44:56 Excuse me, dear. I'm going to interrupt you just for a moment.

00:52:11 Now I'd like you to think about a 17-year-old kid...

00:56:42 I learned that one single solid gold strand...

01:04:17 Of course, this is just a preliminary night.

01:08:16 I don't see why I have to see a psychiatrist.

01:13:07 Thank you, my dear. Quick as ever.

01:16:56 That was the weekend that she ran off and married the hotel guy.

01:24:46 Andy, I just had the rug shampooed.

01:29:54 Andy, it's very simple. All it takes is a drop more perseverance...

01:33:09 about having the whole pageant shoved up your ass, bamboo poles and all?

01:38:02 He's lucky to be leaving someone like you.

01:44:24 This is the gal to beat in Baton Rouge, Louisiana...

01:51:32 Why are you worrying about credit? We don't worry about it...