Small Time Crooks

2000 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 41,430 VOTES · DIR. Woody Allen

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Overview

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,558 lines

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00:01:10 Oh, baby, what I couldn't do, ooh
00:04:41 You're such a snob, Frenchy!
00:07:37 so it was confusing, I didn't know who was who.
00:10:41 The bank isn't even next to the pizza joint.
00:14:30 I haven't got a bag. You'll take 'em like this?
00:17:47 their husbands battling a ruptured water main.
00:20:53 - She's not a squealer. - But we'd have to cut her in.
00:24:14 (Crowd mumble agreement)
00:28:13 This is where we package everything, you know?
00:31:36 I made sure the building was fireproof.
00:35:01 - Don't spoil my big night. - What's so big about tonight?
00:38:27 Have you tried your finger bowl??
00:41:59 All my life I've been ignorant, I could never afford to learn.
00:45:33 Mm-hm. Yeah, it is bigger
00:49:07 - And a thousand. - OK. Call.
00:52:46 What are you doin' here?
00:56:07 Even though he's a cold-blooded killer and she encourages him
00:59:11 He likes watching TV in his underwear, suckin' a Bud.
01:03:36 Really?
01:07:47 To do that you needed a bank loan, are you aware of that?
01:11:49 Maybe the weather, but don't...don't...
01:17:04 So, you will try?
01:21:06 but it could be Ebola or mad cow disease...
01:24:41 - What? - You take those lessons...

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,558
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:01:10
Final line01:24:41

Production Record

DirectorWoody Allen
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$29,900,000
IMDb votes41,430