Small Pond
2012 · 76 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 67 VOTES · DIR. Josh Slates
Overview
It's summertime in Columbia, Missouri. The college students have all gone home and Kirsten (Hari Leigh), a blissfully irresponsible register jerk, reigns as the clown princess of the downtown bar scene. Kirsten works ten hours a week at Shakespeare's Pizza and is entirely satisfied with her humble but comfortable world, although she is despised by her long-suffering roommate (Amy Seimetz) and her best friend (Josh Fadem) has come to tire of shepherding Kirsten's drunken antics. While reluctantly reconnecting with an eccentric childhood friend (Susan Burke) who has recently moved to town, an ill-fated nitrous oxide bender unexpectedly forces Kirsten's first baby steps into adulthood.
Dialogue Timeline — 897 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:36 Hey, good morning!
00:04:50 It was good to see you too, Lynn.
00:07:23 Think about it, at least.
00:10:37 So, uh, we'll just have to see.
00:14:21 Fuck!
00:18:02 No.
00:20:37 Kirsten! Hey you'ze!
00:22:39 I have to pee.
00:24:28 and then through friends at work, and then --
00:27:52 "Okay."
00:30:04 Anything I could use to write with ...
00:34:14 I swear that I wasn't trying to --
00:38:14 Oh. Nah, he looks all busy, embroiled in conversation, and --
00:40:16 Oh, hey Kirsten. Where you going?
00:42:52 Hey.
00:45:06 You can't stay in there forever, man, I live here now!
00:48:42 ... and I borrowed your dad's hacksaw from the garage
00:52:22 Damn!
00:55:03 and give it to these nice folks here at the hospital?
00:59:18 Well. I'm on-line looking at flights into Lambert. I'll probably just end up
01:01:48 like sharing over polite dinner conversation.
01:04:15 Listen. don't get me wrong, you seem like a nice person and everything --
01:06:31 Lynn. I can't thank you enough for this.
01:09:38 Well. now -- I'm the vice president of business affairs.