Slow Learners
2015 · 96 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 2,900 VOTES · DIR. Don Argott, Sheena M. Joyce
Overview
High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,034 lines
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00:00:32 Hmm.
00:04:25 It's not like a spiritual
00:08:49 Maybe you should be paying
00:13:15 Yeah, I do.
00:17:14 You've read it like a thousand times!
00:20:33 - Wow, thanks, man. - Sure.
00:24:33 And now you remember, right?
00:28:03 Yeah, like he's a wild animal. Yeah.
00:31:47 Well, well, you're not..
00:35:30 Right, what do they like? Guys who..
00:39:14 You should. It's like an aphrodisiac.
00:42:48 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna pause you right there.
00:46:38 ...bunch of books out that you can read about the south.
00:51:00 Nothing. It's just the second thing you've been chewin' on.
00:54:26 No, no, no, no. She likes your son. She likes your son.
00:57:48 Do you wanna come?
01:02:10 Yeah, let's go to your place?
01:05:14 Whoever told you that, way wrong.
01:09:17 - Yeah. - Charcoals, pastel stuff.
01:15:49 - No? - There's water in the kitchen.
01:19:34 ♪ Rhyming with dread
01:26:41 We just... Oh.
01:32:22 How was your summer?
01:36:29 - By who? - Him.