Slow Learners
2015 · 96 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 2,900 VOTES · DIR. Don Argott, Sheena M. Joyce
Overview
High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,034 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:32 Hmm.
00:04:17 A little over a year. It's like a shade over a year.
00:08:33 from Ben Franklin High so they'll be more people to meet.
00:12:57 And what's my reward?
00:16:36 - Anne. - Okay, more importantly.
00:19:49 - What day is today? - Sunday.
00:23:54 What are you gonna do when you're there?
00:27:17 that you end up in jail for your love.
00:30:48 - Tommy. - I know. He's great, right?
00:34:05 - S.E. Hinton. - S.E. Hinton.
00:37:54 and your friend threw the dart and it landed in your leg
00:41:18 ...now I can focus on the remaining two.
00:45:01 I took my bra off.
00:49:05 ♪ Doin' what you want when you know that you shouldn't ♪
00:52:42 - Hi. - Hey.
00:55:48 It doesn't stop. And Al loves modern furniture
00:59:29 Aren't you dating Max now?
01:03:14 That's what they did. That's four versions of what they did.
01:06:30 So we're gonna... we're gonna hit it. So nice to see you.
01:11:49 And it's..
01:16:48 No, we used..
01:21:33 ...you get this, uh, shitty nail polish.
01:27:26 I'll let you guys talk. Okay.
01:32:51 Yeah, but we're dorks.