Simon Konianski
2009 · 100 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 296 VOTES · DIR. Micha Wald
Overview
Simon, 35, has returned to live temporarily with his father. They make life unbearable for each other. To add spice to this situation, Uncle Maurice and Aunt Mala, Ernest's brother and sister, meddle in everything and, notably, try to find a "nice little Jewish girl" for Simon to marry. When Ernest passes away, Simon fulfils his father's last request: bury him in the village where he was born, in the depths of Ukraine. And so Simon finds himself caught up in an event-packed road movie in the company of his paranoid old uncle, his aunt who nags him endlessly about his "Goy dancer", his six-years-old son, his father's body and his ghost, and also a rabbit. Not to mention his ex who hassles him by phone. The journey will be nothing like a cruise down the Nile!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,057 lines
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00:00:34 To my father who wanted me to mary a ''nice pianist''
00:06:00 l'm getting those belly pains again.
00:09:33 to go to work.
00:12:27 You think l'm stupid? Of course he'll do his teeth!
00:14:56 You only smoke on the balcony.
00:18:03 - Water costs money! - And the stink of piss?
00:21:43 Ask Dr Berkenbaum about it then.
00:24:12 You don't say Kike, you shmok!
00:26:45 lnteresting.
00:30:29 l loved it!
00:33:45 Doctors can prescribe it in certain conditions.
00:39:24 ln Ukraine, 350 km from the Polish border.
00:41:29 l can give you a good price.
00:44:50 l changed the box two weeks ago. It cost 700 euros.
00:50:55 you've come all the way to Poland
00:53:32 Who are you?
00:55:35 Where's Hadrien? He isn't at school. Is he sick?
00:57:53 Why defend her? You can't stand her.
01:03:02 Over my dead body!
01:05:48 l don't want to get out...
01:12:13 lt's all in Russian.
01:22:22 Are you keeping...
01:26:15 l loved your mother vey much too.
01:30:52 Shit!