Simon Konianski
2009 · 100 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 296 VOTES · DIR. Micha Wald
Overview
Simon, 35, has returned to live temporarily with his father. They make life unbearable for each other. To add spice to this situation, Uncle Maurice and Aunt Mala, Ernest's brother and sister, meddle in everything and, notably, try to find a "nice little Jewish girl" for Simon to marry. When Ernest passes away, Simon fulfils his father's last request: bury him in the village where he was born, in the depths of Ukraine. And so Simon finds himself caught up in an event-packed road movie in the company of his paranoid old uncle, his aunt who nags him endlessly about his "Goy dancer", his six-years-old son, his father's body and his ghost, and also a rabbit. Not to mention his ex who hassles him by phone. The journey will be nothing like a cruise down the Nile!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,057 lines
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00:00:34 To my father who wanted me to mary a ''nice pianist''
00:06:00 l'm getting those belly pains again.
00:09:30 But my son won't take the train or get up at 7
00:12:20 l know, not after 8. You told me 100 times.
00:14:35 lt's bad for your cholesterol too.
00:17:50 Here are my pills, Mr Doctor!
00:21:29 Some charlatan who only studied four years
00:23:55 l don't want cholesterol.
00:26:24 in the same youth club.
00:29:18 Why don't theyiust strip completely?
00:33:14 Sory, doctor, l dozed off.
00:38:17 lt makes you wonder why Mum left Dad.
00:41:04 The burial plot...
00:44:13 Ok, we're in Ostrow
00:48:26 those damn bastards!
00:52:45 Wake up!
00:54:55 ''Come here.''
00:57:10 l think you're fabulous
01:00:57 of Jewish Communists.
01:04:45 Get married! Go ahead!
01:10:12 Remember, l told you about him and his crooked back.
01:16:33 Give me a break with Kapo Michal.
01:25:15 She was the prettiest woman around here.
01:29:33 About shared custody...