Simon Amstell: Numb - Live at the BBC

00:00:02 This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.

00:02:37 and I said to him, "Gosh, Merlin

00:05:13 "wearing them without the humour they were designed with."

00:07:51 That's not a reason to go for someone

00:10:19 And not a successful one.

00:12:56 But then I was at the Dublin airport

00:15:18 Then I could be a guy now, who can play the piano in a bar

00:17:54 What is the danger here? Go blue, go nuts.

00:20:20 Money is just a system for moving things around and to be

00:23:12 and I didn't even know it was going to be a crisis until this moment.

00:25:40 it was just him and his three kids

00:27:52 I felt very angry that that's what happened that day

00:30:37 if I can just put some dates in our diaries

00:32:42 That was sort of nice for me. Thank you.

00:35:31 "that would have been really odd."

00:38:12 All we have are the conventions of the people who came before us

00:40:38 "He seems quite happy, don't ruin another life."

00:43:05 and I know that's odd me saying that because I do this

00:45:32 at that moment, landed in my palm and we kissed and then I giggled

00:48:14 But it's difficult to stay connected to that joy, to your true self

00:50:25 Didn't love it, of course.

00:53:06 I order a salad from room service.

00:55:26 "Think hiding it. Think Galaxy."

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