Simon
2004 · 102 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 8,259 VOTES · DIR. Eddy Terstall
Overview
A mild-mannered gay dentist and a womanizing bar owner rekindle their unlikely friendship when, upon meeting by chance after a decade apart, the latter turns out to be severely ill.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,199 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:57 Either I say "No" or "Ok, sure".
00:05:22 Wouldn't want to switch the two!
00:08:40 Camiel says "Fuck off'. No idea why...
00:12:38 ??? To fight Crockett & Tubbs? It was in their make-up?
00:16:20 You can take sides, Camiel. - Button it!
00:20:08 A fraternity, not maternity. - "A fraternity, not maternity!"
00:25:05 Was it an upper cut or a straight hit?
00:29:57 Later.
00:33:49 Married to that Tubbs asshole!
00:37:43 Who cares, as long as they don't have a ponytail.
00:41:36 He was a real challenge?
00:45:33 We'll see about that.
00:49:32 He didn't know you were sexy. He thought the nurse'd be a fat dyke.
00:54:13 There's an egg roll in our microwave.
00:58:03 Simon, don't sneak out, will you? - I'm just an old fart.
01:02:23 Just chuck it up.
01:05:56 Go grab a coconut for your old man. Show me the Thai in your blood!
01:11:10 A few joints can help at this stage.
01:14:52 How lovely, Simon.
01:19:07 tomorrow I'll be the bride
01:23:09 No more than usual.
01:27:29 Just leave it to "Save the Nile Elephants".
01:32:34 You probably more than me.
01:42:45 Translation: Sara Bobkoff, Jorrit van Laar, Martin Cleaver
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,199
Dialogue density11.8 lines / min
First line00:00:57
Final line01:42:45
Production Record
DirectorEddy Terstall
LanguageDutch
IMDb votes8,259