Sightseers

00:02:09 Mum? Mum?

00:04:38 Bye.

00:06:45 You're gonna have a woman's touch on this holiday, Chris.

00:11:18 Maybe you'll feel better if you have a scone.

00:16:13 I'm gonna get this bloody Dingley Dell.

00:18:31 - There's just no surfaces. - ...steal things that belong to you

00:20:44 There's a stream down here somewhere.

00:23:12 You're distracting me now, Poppy. Go on.

00:28:57 Shamans. They sacrificed Mr Grant's chickens to the goddess Kali.

00:32:34 Every time I think I've found my oeuvre, someone shits on it.

00:35:43 Do you think he might have pushed him? 'Cause he was an abused dog.

00:39:40 Chris, these are a bit saucy, these ones.

00:42:26 Hi, Chris, it's me. It's... It's Tina. I'm just, um...

00:45:14 Actually, do you know what? I don't think you are sorry, mate.

00:47:42 Oh, thank Christ.

00:52:49 It's a prototype.

00:54:51 I might be five minutes or so.

00:58:04 - I'm gonna go and pay the bill now. - No, let me pay.

01:03:02 a violent storm in the Borrowdale area of Cumberland

01:07:12 Poppy's with the babysitter.

01:10:01 You done it to yourself.

01:15:09 Yeah, well, it's lovely to be here, mate.

01:17:20 Martin just said some filthy things to me, Chris.

01:23:31 - ...one. - ...one.