Sifu vs. Vampire
2014 · 96 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 123 VOTES · DIR. Daniel Chan Yee-Heng
Overview
It is said that a corpse should be exhumed and moved every 30 years to ensure continued fortune and prosperity for its descendants. As the time limit is nearing for his grandfather's corpse, TV station boss Kelvin Chow (Kelvin Kwan, Tales from the Dark 2) looks to Charlie Jiang (Yuen Biao), whose ancestors performed the ritual for the Chow family, to complete the task. When Jiang refuses, citing his belief that the ritual is unethical, Chow enlists Nicky and Boo to coerce him into it. However, a series of accidents causes the corpse to be delivered to and left at Chow's TV station, unleashing a bloodbath.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,215 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 Subtitles From DVD9 uploaded at Asian DVD Club by bob68
00:03:55 that chick gave me the bedroom eyes!
00:06:42 Don't sleep!
00:09:22 Thank god I saved a sausage for Boo...
00:12:26 Tell me your "Birth Character"
00:15:08 spit it out!
00:18:45 perform a burial relocation ceremony.
00:23:18 This Vampire is too powerful, I need the blood of a virgin to tame him!
00:27:18 Okay.
00:30:04 Hope I didn't scare you...
00:34:41 Demon, reveal yourself at once!
00:38:01 Master!
00:40:34 I'll call it a first time discount
00:44:39 I am getting a bad feeling...
00:50:02 I will call you tomorrow okay
00:53:50 Gel lost!
00:59:35 This loser is Leopard Man?
01:01:58 you are hiding some girl in there aren't you!
01:05:43 Simple, I use rice, works everytime. No peeking
01:09:25 let's talk about this!
01:13:29 all I want is a simple life
01:16:36 I said Spirits are so damn sexy.
01:20:50 Hurry, run!
01:27:08 What are you gonna do? Where are your weapons?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,215
Dialogue density12.7 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line01:27:08
Production Record
DirectorDaniel Chan Yee-Heng
LanguageChinese
IMDb votes123