Sifu vs. Vampire
2014 · 96 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 123 VOTES · DIR. Daniel Chan Yee-Heng
Overview
It is said that a corpse should be exhumed and moved every 30 years to ensure continued fortune and prosperity for its descendants. As the time limit is nearing for his grandfather's corpse, TV station boss Kelvin Chow (Kelvin Kwan, Tales from the Dark 2) looks to Charlie Jiang (Yuen Biao), whose ancestors performed the ritual for the Chow family, to complete the task. When Jiang refuses, citing his belief that the ritual is unethical, Chow enlists Nicky and Boo to coerce him into it. However, a series of accidents causes the corpse to be delivered to and left at Chow's TV station, unleashing a bloodbath.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,215 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 Subtitles From DVD9 uploaded at Asian DVD Club by bob68
00:03:57 Sorry Boo, she was checking me out...
00:06:59 Announciate your words!
00:09:48 Let's see how you like it!
00:12:46 Oh yeah?
00:15:48 Get to the point!
00:19:23 Boss Chow, why don't you wait in the car.
00:24:29 Stop wasting time...
00:27:59 Boss, I bring you
00:30:54 This is Miss Tomorrow, we have some important business to discuss
00:35:44 She looks damn fine to me, just let us be!
00:38:43 He is an evil Tao master
00:42:19 you won't make it up the mountain today!
00:45:58 You little maggots!
00:52:30 Welcome guests
00:55:28 'Vampires are blind, they follow human breath, stop breathing"
01:00:51 Those guys outside are setting a Vampire Trap...
01:03:51 Remember, stay away from mirrors and reflective surfaces
01:07:38 If you find them for me, then I will heal you!
01:11:58 Just like kicking a drug habit.
01:15:37 I can't believe you are seeing me at my worst.
01:20:16 Shut up you two, get in the van!
01:25:18 Mao!
02:00:01 of the Horse Chinese Zodiac Forecast"
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,215
Dialogue density12.7 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line02:00:01
Production Record
DirectorDaniel Chan Yee-Heng
LanguageChinese
IMDb votes123