Sidetracked

00:00:44 - Alberto, this doesn't settle. - So it didn't snow in March anymore.

00:06:23 Mom? What are you doing here? Did something happen?

00:09:45 It's a delicate subject.

00:13:19 You're not at one with nature.

00:16:46 - It's not that easy. - I'd go if I were you.

00:20:36 Alberto, go on, it's your turn.

00:24:15 One puff and I've got 100 less sperm cells.

00:28:56 You idiot.

00:32:30 Your little toy!

00:35:50 By the way, you're right about the 4th referee.

00:40:53 I knew, I know where it is.

00:44:43 - No. I'll tell you one thing. - I make my own time.

00:48:42 Sara.

00:52:51 0h, honey, I could eat you up! I could eat you up!

00:56:48 Maybe I'm not pregnant because something's wrong between us.

01:01:16 What?

01:05:32 I'll tell you a story in a second.

01:09:00 I wanted to introduce you to my girls

01:12:33 - Let's do that. - Good.

01:17:56 - So this is serious? - Totally.

01:23:35 I can't drive.

01:27:23 What? I don't know whether to slap you or laugh!

01:31:18 Profession? Any kid with a blog can do my job!

01:36:14 He's...